She got surly and angry with me because I told her I'd eaten already today and I didn't care what she made for dinner because I'm not hungry. And I'm not. I mean, I'm pretty thirsty right now but that's just because I ate something really dry. And I'm laughing because I can just tell she's complaining to someone or doing things that are going to annoy me, because I told her I'd already eaten.
Let's just have a moment to laugh about this. What have you eaten today? A singular microwave meal? I've had a bagel, a bowl of cereal, a cookie, a slice of pie, a little bit of chocolate, multiple cups of water and a fizzy juice, plus a bag of fruit snacks. Really. Who's the one who hasn't eaten today? Get surly with me now, stupid twig bitch.
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