Friendly reminder

If you want a good night's sleep, go to bed before three a.m.
If you want a good night's sleep and then refuse to go to bed at a reasonable time, you are a dick.
You are even more of a dick if you say you want a good night's sleep so you lock your shitty ass kitten out of your room at night and she keeps me awake all night long the night before I have an exam and a test. You, on the other hand, don't even have class until four. I think you can deal with your shitty little cat.
I have my exam in twenty minutes and all I want to do is set my roommates on fire and eat. I do not want to deal with their shit today. I am not in the mood. And dealing with them not being able to deal with each other because they're essentially children is not what I signed up for. I'm about done with both of them. Neither knows how to act like an adult and it's burning me out. I can't be the youngest one in the apartment and the only one who actively knows how to be an adult.
And don't even get me started on my parents. My mother says I'm not acting like an adult? She should look at the two dipshits I'm living with. One can't even keep her temper and the other can't even deal with working a job she already knows without having major anxiety and breaking down. I can't solve all your problems, kiddos. I am not your mom. I'm not even related to you. I have the least amount of money out of all of us, I can't afford to pay for you to go get medication or therapy and I can't be your therapist because I'm sick of your shit. And you wouldn't even know, because unlike someone, I know how to hide my anger and deal with it, and not be a little annoying shit. You know who you are.